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INFORMATION
dj erb abuses the following equipment :
Pioneer CDJ-800s
Numark CDX
Alesis Micron
Casio CTK-651
Washburn Dimebag Signature guitar
Schecter 7-String Diamond Series guitar
Digitech RP6
Digitech RP80
Dunlop Crybaby
Sonic Foundry Acid
Sonic Foundry Sound Forge
Killian's Irish Red
Rold Gold Pretzels
Your girlfriend
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q - I ordered one of your CDs, but when I put it in I'm not hearing anything. What gives?
A- First make sure you're not deaf. You can easily check this by holding a shotgun up to your ear and firing off a round.
Did you hear anything? If you did, you're not deaf...although you probably are now.
Q - So now I've got your CD working, but I don't really like what I'm hearing.
A - This one's tricky. You may be a moron. Some symptoms of being a "moron" include being a Michigan or Texas fan.
Solutions include supporting better schools / teams such as Ohio State and Oklahoma. Is John Tesh your hero? If so,
this is your problem. Solutions include shooting yourself.
Q - I've heard that dj erb makes "music for smart people". Is that true?
A - Yes, and under that provision fans and supporters of Michigan or Texas are not allowed to listen to dj erb's music.
Although we here at the White Rabbit Ranch don't see this as being a problem, the short bus isn't equipped with a
CD player.
Q - Does dj erb work hard at his music?
A - Yes, dj erb works hard at what he does. Then again, so do washing machines.